Well, if you don't have the live feeds, or missed the first few minutes of After Dark, you just might have managed to miss the best moment so far this season. So, allow me to assist you in this manner:
Not sure what exactly Nick is trying to accomplish, but after being put on the block, he's decided to shave his head into a perfectly styling (in 1985) Mohawk. And we have the footage, which has since inspired both Zach (with a regular looking cut) and Dustin (Who went for a full shave) to also get haircuts. Nick would have been cooler with a Road Warrior Animal cut, oh well....on to the footage!
So Nick went up, and of course, as predicted he's furious. Listen here as he bitches, scolds Zach, and threatens to shave his head against the wishes of the Big Brother producers. Oh, and Amber is bawling once again.
And the newest catchphrase to probably NOT sweep the nation is....
*drum roll*
"I'd do THAT for a dollar!"
*end drum roll*
Who the hell comes up with this shit?
So anyways, here's Eric at work, trying to make catchphrasy magic.
So as much as I love Big Brother, I continually find myself channel surfing while it's on, because I'm trying to avoid several of the women in the house. If your name is Jessica or Kail, feel happy, you'll be spared this round, cuz you two are alright by me. As for your fellow house-broads, what can I say? They're totally ANNOYING! Last night, I devoted an entire blog to Jamecka's constant "mm hmm'ing", and it's still driving my batty. If I were in the house and having a conversation with her, I'd probably snatch her bible away and smack her upside her nappy little head! Did I just say that?
And then there's Amber.... our beloved fag-hag, with a penchant for non stop hysterical crying. I swear to god, you look at this dumb bitch the wrong way, and she goes in to a deep depression. A constant source of Dick's ridicule, Amber is most often found bawling her eyes to her platonic life-mate Dustin, who after 4 weeks in the house is her best friend in life, and always a shoulder for her to bawl on. I swear to god, I'm so sick of hearing her tell him she loves him. Amber, you JUST met this person! Something tells me this chick has no friends in real life, and so she's jumped and latched on to the first person to bat their overly curled eyelashes at her. It grosses me out. On top of that, does she ever stop eating? Every time I see the bitch, she's stuffing her face, and then bitching about getting fat.
Which brings me to another chick in the house, Dustin. Just kidding...
Daniele. No one in the house annoys me as much as Daniele. Her constant whiny, bratty, shrieking makes me want to jam a dull rusty butter knife in to my ears. I'm so "frustr-aaaaaaaa-ted!" UGH. Shut the fuck up bitch! She treats her dad like total dog shit, even though he's just trying to reconnect with her, and forge a relationship. If I were dick, I'd tell her to fuck off, and that would be that. Then, on top of it all, she's a slut. You don't just come in to the house and cheat on your boyfriend after only knowing some bisexual douche bag for two weeks. You should know better than that. If you weren't raised by Dick, I'd think you'd been raised better...
Last but not least, there's Jen. What can be said about Jen that hasn't already been said about her on this blog? She's self centered, stupid, and ridiculously vain. America clearly hates her, but no matter what, she perseveres and makes it off the block every week. I gotta give her credit for that, regardless of how her presence in the house annoys me.
Here's hoping these chicks chill out, or get out...
Jameka, please USE FUCKING WORDS!!!!
I SWEAR TO GOD, I AM SO SICK OF YOUR HALVES OF CONVERSATIONS CONSISTING OF "mmmmm" "mmm hmmm" "uh huh" mmmm hmmm mmmm". I mean come on, seriously.
For the love of God. Talk. Please.
Well so far on this show....Dick has been one of the coolest and most entertaining people. But tonight, shortly after Mike was evicted and Dustin won the HOH, Dick decided to go wild with joy about being "safe" with Dustin as HOH, and Dustin decided to get all, uh, gay as well. And what ensued was the only time on this show, that Dick has annoyed the piss out of me. Even if momentarily, hardcore bad ass Evel Dick was gone, and gay ass kissing overjoyed Homo Dick was seen. Judge for yourselves....but this annoyed the holy hell out of me....
Uh, Kail... no wonder you were allowed to stay in the house. MILF!
The Wonder Douche twins!
Woo hoo!! What's she reaching for?
Those lucky bastards...
Now watch as Amber's face melts off.
Setting her up for the Shangai Surprise?
Big Brother 8 rave?
By the look on his face, I think Dick is in Blowjob mode...
If you squeeze it too hard, Daniele, it might pop.Bandwidth alert, this post comes to you via Youtube, and the world wide web. Most of watched LIVE on Showtime's After Dark, as Dick and Danielle finally had a meltdown together. I know I found myself choked up a couple times watching Evil Dick cry, and the whole thing only made me hate Daniele more. She's such a spoiled little brat. Anyways, for those of you who missed it, here it is:
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America picked Jen to be the recipient of a prank. Eric dumped mustard on one of Jen’s Jensa Members shirts and the drama started.
Amber says that she is sorry about Jen’s shirt–it’s so fucking ridiculous.
Jen asks Eric if he knows who did it?
Eric says no, he doesn’t know who it is…He just…KNOWS… who it is. (insinuating)
Jen says it isn’t hard to figure out who isn’t “normal” right now.
She says she doesn’t want to say who it is, right now. She will pull the person aside later.
Eric: Do you need to pull one of us aside right now?
Jen: No, I don’t. THanks for asking.
Laughter
Jen says she doesn’t want them to ask her and guess, because she is a terrible liar, and she can’t hide it and she doesn’t want them to guess.
Eric says that SEVERAL of us were together “at the time in question.”
Amber says she saw the shirt, wondering why it was on the pillow like that. It had no mustard at that time.
Amber says that not even five minutes later, it had mustard.
Jen says that Dick accused her of doing it herself, for more attention.
Jen: Just what I want! More attention. I’ve definitely been struggling in that area.
Jen says this wasn’t funny–it’s not like flouring someone.
Amber: I’ve never..like, who does that?
Jen says she thinks that they believe it is someone different than she thinks.
Eric says that she is being cryptic.
Jen says she just wants to talk to them and take them aside.
Amber: It’s so fucking rude!
Jen: Whatever. I’m definitely glad it happened to me, because I don’t care. But I can see how someone might.
Eric says that he would have “fucking flipped his shit,” and it would have been the biggest scene in the history of the show.
Jen says she doesn’t have that in her head.
Eric says that he would have stood in the kitchen and told them that no one was leaving until one of those pussys confessed.
Jen: Wow!
Jen says maybe that is what the person wanted her to do!
Eric says that no one wants to feel that their stuff is in jeopardy.
Jen says she can always remake the shirt.
Eric says that it’s the principle of the thing.
He says that Jen is handling this so well. She handles everything well.
Amber says so, too.
Jen; Well, that’s how I always am, because I’ve dealt with a lot of crap and not even noticed. I always figure, just be nice to everyone, and eventually everyone will be nice. You always have to give what you want, or else it is never gonna happen and it’s gonna be a complete battle all of the time.
Kail is more than likely going home this week. Because frankly, we need Kail naked. No joke. Shes a MILFAOTF. Mom Id Like To Fuck Angrily On The Floor. Another thing we need, Jen naked. We have Amber naked. But seriously who wanted to see that? Jen and Kail lesbian fest? Awesome. This is a very poor year so far for nudeness. On the chicks side. If you are a fan of Dicks dick or any other dude naked then you have had more than your fair share of it.
Nick is a giant douche and needs to leave. He was yelling at Dick about stupid crap, crying, being a girl. Saying he isnt there to win money but to protect people. Yeah, ok dude. We believe you. This guy and his top 5 girls all being Danielle needs to get a life and piss off. And stop being such a drama queen.
Eric is awesome. And is my favorite player this year. Jameka is stupid, Amber is ugly and the most annoying person on the planet. Dick rules. Jens a waste of space. Zach and Mike are morons. Ugh, house full of idiots except 3 or 4 people. Worst season of BB ever.
But it looks like things might be shaping up, people yelling and screaming going nuts last night, hopefully it will keep up and we will get some action going on and things will get more interesting. Stay tuned.
We've seen all we could ever want to see of Dick's member, and last night we were traumatized by the sight of Zach streaking naked through the backyard.... but today, the Big Brother God's have smiled down upon us. Now, Amber might not be the hottest girl in the house, but she's nothing to shake a stick at! Today, after bathing in the HOH room - NUDE - Amber made a spectacle of toweling off her naked body, and we were right on top of catching some pictures of it! So, to maintain the integrity of this blog, we're not posting them here, BUT, all you have to do is head over to the exclusive Big Brother Fans Unite forum, on the Ultra Entertainment: Boiler Room Message Board, and the pics are there in all their glory! And while you're on the forum, make sure to sign up and join in on the festivities and chatter! Check it out!!
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The E! Channel has announced that Dr. Will Kirby of Big Brother fame, will be their new resident doc, on the hit show Dr. 90210. We here at BBFU are happy to break the preview for the new show:
Looks like Will is at his best, and will be up to his old tricks. What can you say? The camera loves Dr. Will!
This is from this morning....
Nick: I am just going to tell your dad to put me up and I am going to get the votes and go home.
Dani: what is wrong with you, I can’t ask u a question.
Nick: the way u asked it, what u implied.
Dani: why are u acting like this?
Nick : You don’t trust me , that hurt me.
Dani: I just asked you a question. I can’t believe you are acting like this.
Long silence
Nick: I wake up and I can wait to see you smiling, i can’t wait to hang out with you
I swore on my whole family , You can trust me.
Dick comes in the storage room and interrupts. Talk stops. Dick leaves
Dani: i dont get you
Nick: I dont get you either , that is what makes this so magical.
Dani: I can’t ask you one question without u flipping out.
NicK: I am going to leave if we are not going to talk.
Dani: I cant , you will flip out. I am pissed off at you.
Nick: i love your dad to death.
Dani: I am mad at you.
Nick: dont be mad. give me a hug. not a hand shake, i will turn on a hand shake. (kail referrence)
give me a pinky swear I wont break a pinky swear.
Dani (pouting, )will u be nice to me now.
For some reason everyone is looking for pictures of Jen Johnson. Here at Big Brother Fans, most of us can't really stand that chick. But we realize there are a lot of horny guys ( and gals?) out there who really love the attention whoring reality stars who like to prance around in skintight unitards and other revealing outfits while acting slutty on national TV. Hey, there's nothing wrong with that.
We've already established that Jen likes showing her ass. Well, I for one, can't exactly blame her. Most people like to show their good side, and frankly, Jen's ass is much prettier than her face.
We like to give the people what they want. So here we are going to link to some of the places you can see pictures of Jen, Jen's tits, and Jen's ass pics.
We were one of the first blogs to bring you the Big Brother 8 Houseguest MySpace Profiles. Unfortunately, it looks like Jen Johnsonassmodel has made all her pics private. However, there are still many places to find pics of "Jen Johnson Model" online. Her Online Jen Johnson Model Portfolio Gallery has bikini pics, fashion,glamour, casual, lingerie, etc. Some highlights: For an ass shot, see "red booty stretch" ( that's what she calls it, not me) under "Swimwear." Breast/Cleavage pics are, well, just about everywhere. And under Print: American Curves, she appears to be doing some kind of Krista Allen imitation. We haven't seen any pics of her in a towel..yet. And according to some of her webpages, she doesn't "do nude." So sorry, you will have to settle for some tease pics. At least until Playboy does "Girls of Reality TV Volume 27."
Well maybe. To me, I say, oooooooh yeah. Nick is definitely taking the log to the beaver. You be the judge, but poor Kris is probably crying his eyes out. (Kris is danielles boyfriend.) We are currently looking for Kris' MySpace page to check up on the lad, more as it CUMS. hahahaha, cums, get it? Sexy time on BB and cums. Ok. Watch the video Ill shut up.
EDIT: Kris is confused.
Here is his myspace.
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Say hello to Big Gay NICK!!
Listen to the last 10 seconds or so!!!
No wonder he starts crying when he tells Danielle how he feels about her!
It's almost hard to write about the show, without talking about Jen.
I sat thinking to myself, that I was going to try and do a Sunday night recap, but I didn't want to talk about Jen....but that's just not possible.
Everything about this chick is insanely annoying. Her decision making skills are practically non existent. She keeps going on about how no matter who she nominates or goes home, it doesn't effect her, or bother her.... but what she doesn't realize is - UH yes Jen, it does! Every move you make in this game effects you and the people around you. But she's so completely moronic she doesn't get it. She's too busy throwing tantrums about her damn pictures. Wanna know why you're pictures suck, Jen? YOU'RE UGLY! Sure, you got a rocking bod, you're traditionally attractive, but when you're that ugly on the outside, it starts to reflect on the outside, and comes across on pictures.
As for the rest of the house guests, the guys are doing alright. Dustin is tolerable, where Joe is so completely obnoxious and annoying I almost have to change the channel. The flirting and banter between Danielle and Nick is charming, but in the end I don't see anything panning out. Jamecka is doing good staying under the radar. The guys are all pretty funny when they get together. Listening to Danielle and Jessica talk to each other, or really to anyone else for that matter, is like nails on a chalkboard. You would think that after 5 minutes these two chicks would get tired of talking about who has the blonder hair... but they don't.
As far as this blog/board goes, I seem to be the only person who likes Amber. I actually like her a lot. I'd say she and Nick are my top two. Kail is shady, and as we already know she doesn't really need this money, so I think she's just a waste of space, and in typical fashion, is already showing how much her Christian values aren't real. She's intolerant and ignorant. Evil Dick is amusing, couple real good lines out of him last night on the After Dark show about Jen (but for spoilers reason, I'll omit). He's got a damn foul mouth, that's for sure. America's Player - Eric - is alright, but I still think the "chores" we give him are stupid. LET'S MAKE ERIC SLEEP WALK IN TO SOMEONE'S BED... LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME. How about, let's make Eric go a whole day without dropping the "f bomb"?
So this Jen bitch needs to get naked or go kill herself. Thats all. She is the most annoying fucking whore of a shit in the entire history of Big Brother. She cried AGAIN about ANOTHER picture of herself that was put in her HOH room. God damn. And her shirts are retarded. I wanna grab a baseball bat with some nails drivin through and and smash her in the damn neck with it. I, hate, this bitch.
Moving on.... Food Competition happened today, no word on who is on slop and who isn't. Other than that just Jen running around wearing her stupid Jenth Degree shirt. And people kissing her ass. Danielle wins moron of the year award by saying to Jen basically... "I'm not gonna kiss your ass and be fake like everyone else, but I wouldn't have put you up if I won HOH." Ugh, pathetic. Anyways, everyone is trying to save their own ass, Jen will be gone in a couple weeks atleast and hopefully shell fall out of the teacup and die from it. Or something, soon, please.
Now shes working out with Eric, and laughing and giggling, with Eric doing the usual, UHHHHH HEY I LIKE YOU. Shit. The sad part is, usually on these shows I go for the heel, being a heel myself, Im all for it. But she isn't a heel, shes a fuckin dumbass. Die.
Week One in a Nutshell:
House guests enter the house.
Kail wins first HOH.
Eric is chosen as America's Player, giving us the power to control him.
Jen and Jessica show everyone that they are retard air-heads.
Jen cries because she hates her picture on the wall, she then hides it with a maxi pad or something.
Joe tells everyone that Dustin gave him crabs or Gonhorrea or something. Gross either way.
Kail aligns herself with Nick, Mike, and Zach. They're her protectors or some crap.
Kail nominates Amber and Carol for eviction.
Danielle wins POV, and chooses not to use it.
Jen tells Dick not to touch her during the obviously physical food competition.
America makes Eric tell a stupid made up sob story to Kail. Then we make him vote for Carol.
Carol is evicted.
Jen wins HOH.
Did I miss anything???
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After One Night
Here are some quick observations after one night of feeds:
* Amber and Carol have been nominated.
* Eric loves to say f*ck.
* Food comp was on Wednesday and some are on slop (Jameka, Carol, Joe, Jessica).
* Amber feels the closest to Dustin, Dick, and Eric.
* Today (July 6th) will be their 7th day in the house.
* Jen likes showing her ass - literally.
* Joe is annoying.
* POV comp is today.
I won't go so far as to say I "like" anyone yet...cuz they're all pretty much annoying...but...
TOP THREE I TOLERATE SO FAR:
TOP THREE I ALREADY CAN'T STAND:
First impressions of the season:
Wanna know a little dirt early for the Big Brother 8? Well Dick, the 44 year old dude has a MySpace, who he has left in the hands of his son while Dick is preparing to enter the house... And a blog is up on his MySpace that gives away a little something...
Friday, June 29, 2007
| I am on Big Brother! Hi everyone! This is Dicks son Vincent. He left me in charge of his myspace account while he is gone to help keep is friends updated with what is going on. |
If you have yet to see, here are pictures and names for all the house guests this year.
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And it appears I was 100% right on saying that just from the picture, and profession that Joe is the token gay guy this year.
So wanna add some of these peoples on your top 8? Here is some of their MySpace profiles!
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