The Women of Big Brother 8... are driving me NUTS!

So as much as I love Big Brother, I continually find myself channel surfing while it's on, because I'm trying to avoid several of the women in the house. If your name is Jessica or Kail, feel happy, you'll be spared this round, cuz you two are alright by me. As for your fellow house-broads, what can I say? They're totally ANNOYING! Last night, I devoted an entire blog to Jamecka's constant "mm hmm'ing", and it's still driving my batty. If I were in the house and having a conversation with her, I'd probably snatch her bible away and smack her upside her nappy little head! Did I just say that?

And then there's Amber.... our beloved fag-hag, with a penchant for non stop hysterical crying. I swear to god, you look at this dumb bitch the wrong way, and she goes in to a deep depression. A constant source of Dick's ridicule, Amber is most often found bawling her eyes to her platonic life-mate Dustin, who after 4 weeks in the house is her best friend in life, and always a shoulder for her to bawl on. I swear to god, I'm so sick of hearing her tell him she loves him. Amber, you JUST met this person! Something tells me this chick has no friends in real life, and so she's jumped and latched on to the first person to bat their overly curled eyelashes at her. It grosses me out. On top of that, does she ever stop eating? Every time I see the bitch, she's stuffing her face, and then bitching about getting fat.

Which brings me to another chick in the house, Dustin. Just kidding...

Daniele. No one in the house annoys me as much as Daniele. Her constant whiny, bratty, shrieking makes me want to jam a dull rusty butter knife in to my ears. I'm so "frustr-aaaaaaaa-ted!" UGH. Shut the up bitch! She treats her dad like total dog shit, even though he's just trying to reconnect with her, and forge a relationship. If I were dick, I'd tell her to piss off, and that would be that. Then, on top of it all, she's a slut. You don't just come in to the house and cheat on your boyfriend after only knowing some bisexual douche bag for two weeks. You should know better than that. If you weren't raised by Dick, I'd think you'd been raised better...

Last but not least, there's Jen. What can be said about Jen that hasn't already been said about her on this blog? She's self centered, stupid, and ridiculously vain. America clearly hates her, but no matter what, she perseveres and makes it off the block every week. I gotta give her credit for that, regardless of how her presence in the house annoys me.

Here's hoping these chicks chill out, or get out...