Week One Recap

Week One in a Nutshell:

House guests enter the house.

Kail wins first HOH.

Eric is chosen as America's Player, giving us the power to control him.

Jen and Jessica show everyone that they are retard air-heads.

Jen cries because she hates her picture on the wall, she then hides it with a maxi pad or something.


Joe tells everyone that Dustin gave him crabs or Gonhorrea or something. Gross either way.

Kail aligns herself with Nick, Mike, and Zach. They're her protectors or some crap.

Kail nominates Amber and Carol for eviction.

Danielle wins POV, and chooses not to use it.

Jen tells Dick not to touch her during the obviously physical food competition.

America makes Eric tell a stupid made up sob story to Kail. Then we make him vote for Carol.

Carol is evicted.

Jen wins HOH.

Did I miss anything???