Night One:

I won't go so far as to say I "like" anyone yet...cuz they're all pretty much annoying...but...

TOP THREE I TOLERATE SO FAR:


TOP THREE I ALREADY CAN'T STAND:


First impressions of the season:

• Julie Chen looked like and sounded like a moron, as usual.

• The house is retarded looking.

• They're already running out of good ideas for HoH competitions. That was stupid.

• I do like the America's Player twist.

• The gay guys are way too gay even for their own good.

• Why do they always put people who don't even need the money in there? None of them look like they're doing so bad...

• Evel Dick looks like Keith Richards and Tommy Lee's lovechild.

• I don't wanna pay for ShoToo!!!

• The girls are all pretty much smoking hot, even the Oregonian mom.

And, I'm going to go out on a limb, and make a very upfront prediction on a final two. I'll predict a winner Next Thursday. So ......