Jen Gets Mustard!

America picked Jen to be the recipient of a prank. Eric dumped mustard on one of Jen’s Jensa Members shirts and the drama started.
Amber says that she is sorry about Jen’s shirt–it’s so fucking ridiculous.
Jen asks Eric if he knows who did it?
Eric says no, he doesn’t know who it is…He just…KNOWS… who it is. (insinuating)
Jen says it isn’t hard to figure out who isn’t “normal” right now.
She says she doesn’t want to say who it is, right now. She will pull the person aside later.
Eric: Do you need to pull one of us aside right now?
Jen: No, I don’t. THanks for asking.
Laughter
Jen says she doesn’t want them to ask her and guess, because she is a terrible liar, and she can’t hide it and she doesn’t want them to guess.
Eric says that SEVERAL of us were together “at the time in question.”
Amber says she saw the shirt, wondering why it was on the pillow like that. It had no mustard at that time.
Amber says that not even five minutes later, it had mustard.
Jen says that Dick accused her of doing it herself, for more attention.
Jen: Just what I want! More attention. I’ve definitely been struggling in that area.
Jen says this wasn’t funny–it’s not like flouring someone.
Amber: I’ve never..like, who does that?
Jen says she thinks that they believe it is someone different than she thinks.
Eric says that she is being cryptic.
Jen says she just wants to talk to them and take them aside.
Amber: It’s so fucking rude!
Jen: Whatever. I’m definitely glad it happened to me, because I don’t care. But I can see how someone might.
Eric says that he would have “fucking flipped his shit,” and it would have been the biggest scene in the history of the show.
Jen says she doesn’t have that in her head.
Eric says that he would have stood in the kitchen and told them that no one was leaving until one of those pussys confessed.
Jen: Wow!

Jen says maybe that is what the person wanted her to do!
Eric says that no one wants to feel that their stuff is in jeopardy.
Jen says she can always remake the shirt.
Eric says that it’s the principle of the thing.
He says that Jen is handling this so well. She handles everything well.
Amber says so, too.
Jen; Well, that’s how I always am, because I’ve dealt with a lot of crap and not even noticed. I always figure, just be nice to everyone, and eventually everyone will be nice. You always have to give what you want, or else it is never gonna happen and it’s gonna be a complete battle all of the time.